<BLACKTASTIC>

Awww, shit...
Yo this is Stamper - AKA Blacktastic
Got a brand new joint for my nigga Tom Fulp...
Guest starring my nigga SYNJ...
Gonna crack this shit off in the 2 double 0 to the nickel, bitches!

Yo, yo, yo - my nigga Tom Fulp - orange juice, no pulp,
I be swallowing his sperm with a gag and gulp...

He got a big fat dick, it's a pain in my ass,
He hasn't fired me yet, but I'm sure it's comin up real fast...

Here's one for the diary: I want Tom inside of me,
...and violently slammin me - lubricated with my diaree...(uh...)

Newgrounds, rags to riches comin' up quick...
I'll vote five on your Portal with my dick TOM FULP

No fiction, I got an addiction to the friction, silently wishin he'll be dishin' out the sperm to carry out the mission...
Between you and us, to give me babies in my uterus...
Pump away and hurry up like you were late for the BUS, NIGGAAAAA

Frodo from the Lord of the Rings, (GANDAAALF) looks a lot similar, with a couple of things...
Shaggy hair, that's about it (Nigga whaaa?) Tom's a bit taller...
But Frodo doesn't take naked pictures of little BOYS
In the Wal*Mart toy section, with his fat erection, no infection, pure perfection (BABY FUCKER BABY FUCKER)
Find Tom at the play-ground, (whaaa?)
Playin' around, with his dick in his hand LOOKIN FOR A KID TO POUND

(TAKE IT SYNJ)

<SYNJ>

Yo I'm Tooom...
I'm the Bominid'
And if you don't like Alien Hominid...
I will stick my dick up your 12 year old butt...
And if you don't like it...I...then I will cut your BALLS

Grabbin' on a bubble tea,
Grabbin' on a double D bitches,
Hittin' switches on my servers and my shitses...

Uhuhuh...uhuhuh...huhhhh.

<BLACKTASTIC>

HOLD STILL FOR THE MONEY SHOT, NIGGA.

I'm guessing now would be a bad time to ask for a raise?

<SYNJ>

DRINKIN' BUBBLE TEA, GR...AOOOH SHIT...wait...hang on.

(Commence mindless recorded babble.)